“Why are your eyes so red?” Ashley asked at breakfast. Breakfast was pancakes with maple syrup, and for once, they didn’t ruin the meal. But then again, is it even possible to ruin them? People always seem to find a way for better or worse… Humans were the biggest mistake nature ever created. I’ll admit that I’m a bit of a misanthrope at times. I would have gotten along amazingly with Oscar Wilde if I ever met him; he once said, “Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.” It sucks that the government treated him like crap because of his homosexuality; I mean, being gay doesn’t mean that you’re a terrible person. I kept getting paranoid that some shadow dude with a fedora hat kept watching me and couldn’t sleep. “I couldn’t sleep; I kept getting this weird n

