Theo's POV.
I groaned feeling a hand on my face, opening my eyes I saw the hand belonged to none other than Crazy Tiana.
She laid on her stomach with her hand thrown over my face and her other hanging off the bed. Her face was turned the other direction so her satin blue bonnet was in my face.
I pushed her hand off and got off her bed. Even though we slept in horrible positions I wouldn't lie, that was the best sleep I've gotten in a while.
Walking to her bathroom with my bag I took a shower, changing into my jogging pants and vest I walked back out just as Crazy was about to fall off her bed. Rushing over I caught her and placed her in the middle of her bed.
She opened her eyes and looked at me giving a small smile before going back to sleep.
Chuckling I shook my head and went downstairs. I often went jogging since Crazy carried me to the gym. She was trying her best to change me into a better person so best I give her a hand.
I walked into their kitchen and stopped seeing her father and mother there,"Oh Theo darling good morning." Tiana's mother said giving me a smile. I greeted them as her father just looked at me. "You going somewhere?" She asked making breakfast.
"Yeah, I'm going for a run." I said walking towards the door.
"Wait boy I'll join you." Her father said getting up, kissing his wife he walked out with me beside him. "What happened last night? I heard yelling before my front door shutting." He said as we started to stretch.
I sighed,"Daniel brought some guy with him and things got out of hand, Crazy's on her peri-"
"Who the hell is Crazy?" He asked confused.
"Oh that's what I call Tiana now, no offense but your daughter's really crazy. Like seriously you need to get her checked." He laughed as we ran towards the park.
"I know my child's crazy, she gets it from her mama." He joked, I chuckled,"Anyway, Daniel left with the guy and Crazy was a little upset." I ended with a shrug.
He sighed shaking his head,"Y'all young kids gotta get through it together cause my wife and I ain't gettin' in." I nodded my head. "You good wid me tho, just don't hurt my babygirl I see that she likes you."
Hold up what? "She doesn't like me." I denied, Crazy can't possibly like me I mean look at me. I'm a weak ass boy that always lets guys gang up on him. What the hell would she like about me?
"If you say so." He said shrugging. We jogged around the park often making conversation before finally going back to their house.
Walking in we saw his wife was still in the kitchen, she gave us both a water before going back to whatever she was doing.
"I'm going to take a shower, is Tiana up?" She shook her head,"Wake her up she needs to change and eat." I nodded going upstairs but bumped into someone.
"The f**k you doing in my house b***h?" Tiana's sister said muggin' me.
"I ain't see how it's yo business, don't you got someone to f**k?" I said passing her shocked face. I never talked back to her before so her expression was expected.
"Just cause you fuckin' my b***h of a sister ain't mean you could talk to me how you want b***h!" She yelled pushing me.
I clenched my jaw, I would never raise my hand on a woman but I don't appreciate them putting their hands on me.
"Chill the f**k out I ain't fuckin' yo sister and don't touch me." I said but she again pushed me with a smirk on her face,"f**k you finna do? Imma call my nigga and get him to beat yo white ass."
"Look Simone don't be putting yo hand on me, call whoever you want but don't be-"
SMACK!
My head whipped to the side, I heard her laugh,"Fuckin' p***y ass bitch." She tried to hit me again but was shoved to the ground.
"b***h f**k you hitting my nigga fo!" Tiana's crazy ass said fuming. Simone got up and tried to attack Tiana but was pulled back by her father.
"The f**k ya'll fighting fo now!" He yelled looking between them.
"She slapped Theo!" Crazy said pointing to my red face. He frowned and glared at his daughter who just looked at the floor,"Why you be hittin' the boy Simone! Yo dumb ass lucky he ain't hit you back!"
"It ain't my fault! He touched my ass and called me a hoe!" She lied.
I was about to call out on her bullshit when Tiana started singing,"b***h WHY THE F YOU LYING! WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING! MHMMM OH MY GOD, STOP F-ING LYING!" She sang before trying to rush at her but I pulled her back wrapping my arm around her waist.
"Dad Theo ain't say nothin' like that and you know it!" She said muggin' her sister.
He sighed,"I'm getting too old fo this s**t with you two, Simone I know Theo won't say no s**t like that and I don't appreciate you lying to me." He turned to Tiana and me,"Ya'll go upstairs."
"Nah if she getting whopped I wanna watch." Crazy said getting a look from her dad, she pouted turning and walking to her room. Following her I closed the door behind us as she flopped onto her bed.
Before I could say anything she sneezed and shot up with wide eyes, getting up she rushed to her bathroom slamming it shut behind her.
The f**k was that? Shaking my head I took out my phone getting a call. I looked and saw it was the woman who gave birth to me.
"When yo punk ass comin' back? I'm hungry!" Was her oh so sweet greeting.
"When I wanna." I mumbled making her start to yell more.
"Why you so ungrateful! You lucky I ain't take a pill and kill yo ass when yo were a baby!" She yelled making me angry.
"Yo hoe ass only wanted my father's money anyway! s**t I wish you did abort me so I ain't gotta deal with yo fuckin' s**t!" She dramatically gasped,"Theo I'm yo mother-"
"Yeah my mother fucker! You ain't no one but the b***h that gave birth to me! Learn to raise and love your child instead of f*****g men and getting high b***h, don't call my f*****g phone unless you got something- hold up, the f**k am I saying? b***h don't call me at all!" Hanging up before she could reply I felt a wave of pride and strength rushed though me.
"Well, that was....interesting." Looking over I saw Crazy standing there changed into a loose vest and baggy shorts.
"Yeah, I finally cussed the b***h out. You know how long I've wanted to do that?" She laughed walking over to me but stopped sniffing in the air.
"Boy I know you ain't stinking up my damn room go take a damn shower!" I laughed walking closer to her,"But bae I wonna kiss!" She giggled moving over to the other side.
"Theo imma punch the s**t out yo stupid ass." She warned making me laugh, picking up my bag I walked into her bathroom. "I'm goin' to the kitchen!" She called out before I head a door shut.
Showering I couldn't help the smile that came across my face. That crazy purple-headed girl has changed my life so damn much. Because of her I'm becoming a new person. I'm learning not to take any s**t from people and picking up for myself more.
She's truly teaching me and it would be a lie to say that I'm not the happiest I've ever been.