The video of my temper tantrum went viral overnight. Within hours of going live, it caught the ravening eye of social media, and by the time I emerged from Melody’s club, Club Lure, the next morning, it was the topic of the day. I landed in the GTO’s driver’s seat in time to hear my voice blaring out of the radio:
“Do you have any [BLEEEEP] idea what you’re talking about?” CRASH!
The morning show hosts whooped gleefully and replayed the soundbite before launching into a Greek chorus of ongoing commentary.
“Dude kicked over a piano!”
“We love OBNXS, man—”
“—yeah, we had them all in the studio last year—”
“They’re good guys but holy crap is Damen Warner a hot mess these days—”
“The whole band’s a wreck—they say they’re working on a new album—”
“D’you see them at Riot Fest? Y’know, th
