Did you know that dolphins like to play with puffer fish? Where most fish get sick from being around puffer fish, dolphins get high off of them. So they deliberately make them puff up and then pass them around. Maybe that's it, maybe I'm high. But that can't be it. I don't smoke anything, ever. Not cigarettes and most definitely not weed. I laid around just humming to myself and must have felt asleep for a while. When I woke up, I was confused about where the hell I was. Why is it so damn dark? Where am I, and how did I get here? Where the hell is here? And how do I get out? I bet that my mother did something to me, and she tossed me in a dark basement or something. But why can't I feel anything? Not walls, or floors, or the cold, nothing. It's like I'm in an abyss or something. I can't

