***Setting: Same day and same studio as previous interview, just at a later time in the day.***
Me: Hello Ulysses! I'm Jif with the Imperium Times.
Ulysses: Hello. It's nice to meet you.
***Shakes hands and takes seats***
Me: I'm so glad you were finally able to find the time to do an interview with us.
Ulysses: What can I say? I'm a very busy man.
Me: ...
*Off screen* Erwin: Don't lie! We all know you were avoiding them!
Ulysses: ***Chuckles unnaturally*** Kids! They don't know when to shut up!
Me: Well, you're here now. Just like everyone else, when we announced we were going to interview you, we received some fan mail and my team picked out some of our favorite questions to ask. First off, I am very sorry for the loss of your brother. You must miss him terribly.
Ulysses: Yes.
