Carmen grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me aside. I simply laughed and continued to move out of her way and towards the TV to entertain myself. Flipping through the channels, I found something to pass the time while my girlfriend was in the bathroom. What I thought would be a few minutes turned into a quarter of an hour. Concerned about the time, I had to check on Carmen.
"Oy!" I spoke with a fake, British accent, "what are you doing in there?"
"I'm shaving my nest, you little perv." she responded with an equally fake accent.
I took a moment to laugh, considering we both saw the same YouTube video where her answer actually came from.
"Well you might want to speed it up. We got about fifteen minutes to get downstairs if we want to be on time."
"Yeah, yeah. Always so punctual." her voi
