"You look so perfect standing there In my American apparel underwear And I know now, that I'm so down Your lipstick stain is a work of art I got your name tattooed in an arrowed heart And I know now, that I'm so down (hey!). . ." The unearthly descant — sounding more like a frustrated harangue from a rat that had been starving for months — escaped from Oriana's mouth as she bounced from one couch to another, the daily newspaper folded into a cylindrical shape, resembling a microphone held in her paws as the music — from artistes unknown to Emerald — continued blasting through the speaker, making Emerald's ear throb from the noise. She really had no idea how she sounded. Even the grunts from a gravid donkey in labour sounded more bearable than the sounds that left her

