CHAPTER SEVEN
Lately the head shrinkers and some M.D.'s have gotten onto this kick that screwing keeps you thin. Hell, I formed that theory before any of the college types even thought of it. I was making love, not fat, when I was in Rome, Italy, as a contestant in the Miss One World Contest. Now I'll be the first to say that merely screwing a lot won't keep you thin unless you use a bit of common, sense. They had this delicious food in Rome and I went for it in a big way. Carlo liked to eat. He said the secret was to eat Italian food all the time. He said, "Eat pasta dishes all the time, not just one or two times a week, you won't gain weight." He was trim and nice, so maybe he had something, but I suspect he just had one of these marvelous metabolisms which doesn't store fat but burns i
