CHAPTER FIVE
In three nights in Puerto Rico I learned a few valuable lessons. I quit saying ain't, for example. I learned that if a girl can give a man what he wants, he'll do almost everything for her. The Congressman offered me a job in Washington. I talked to Pearl about it.
"Honey," she said, "you know I want the best for you. I won't tell you that I'm selfish not wanting you to go away just yet." You see, me and Pearl made it right regularly, and I was getting to sort of like it. I mean, hell, why should a girl reject over fifty-percent of the population of the world as potential s*x partners just because they don't have c***s? When we did it it was fun and slow and lovely and sweet and there was always my old boyfriend, Bill, for real c**k.
"You could make a good career in Washing
