Quarantined with a stranger

stranger danger

Lilly's POV

ugh was I hit by a car ? no no it was definitely a truck . am i dead ?  what the freak happened last night ?  I slowly tried to open my eyes, why is it so bright in here ? what's that loud noise and why does it smell like someone died in here ? wait wait wait,  this isn't my bed ,  it's not even my room . where am I ?  I turn to my right and see a naked man snoring next to me . what the f**k did I do last night ? wait am I naked right now?  I quickly look down , okay panties and bra are on , that is a good sign right ? 

I admit  I wanted to have fun and I might have, sorta , kinda hinted that I wanted to have a one night stand but I never meant it !! so currently , I am in a stranger's home. Oh my God , he could be a freakin' serial killer ! what was I thinking ? what if I end up pregnant by this total stranger ?  f**k you Sandy , you are such a bad influence. 

Okay Lilly you need to chill and stop overthinking  you are a grown ass woman, you can get the hell out of here without waking him up.  I got up , but I couldn't find my clothes , so i did what every girl would do. I stole one of his t-shirts , i don't really think he needs his "I love daddy " t-shirt .  thank you god for giving me a petite figure. I ran to the door , stepped out of his apartment ,   got in a taxi , trying to ignore the dirty glances everyone was giving me. so here I am , for the first time in my life experiencing the infamous "walk of shame"

After a never ending car ride,  listening to the driver ramble about his life for 25 minutes straight ,  i finally arrived home . 

I am not gonna lie that ride was very very interesting ( please note the sarcasm ) . turns out Jim didn't plan on being a cab driver , as a matter of fact he once was the proud owner of " Naked T-shirts& Co".

Apparently, he used to sell printed t-shirts of  , ding ding ding , you guessed it right,  naked photos, leaked nudes of random people . weird i know .

Anyway , i took a shower , drank coffee , had my breakfast and was ready to take a very long juicy nap. what an interesting way to spend the first day of the new year .

I woke up at the sound of a loud banging . who the f**k is this ? 

" COMING!" I shouted making my way to the door . I opened the door to find my stupid friend screaming at me ! for no absolute reason .

" hey hey ! why are you screaming ? Jesus woman quit being so loud" 

" oh really ?you scared the s**t out of me ! I've been trying to call you all day long but you never answered ! i thought some dude kidnaped you and sold your organs or something ! and you have the audacity to tell me that i am wrong ??? you are one lucky b***h that I did not kill you when you opened the damn door " she shouted 

" what do you mean you called me ? you never did ?" I answered " and wait that do you mean all day long ? what time is it?" 

" it's 10:30 pm !" she yelled " and no you did not answer ! I kept on calling and finally some dude answered my call telling me you are not available , so I kinda thought  you we dead "

" wait a dude answered my phone?" I said while I started to look for my purse " s**t! f**k! I forgot my purse at this stranger's place "

" a hot stranger?" she asked raising an eyebrow 

" God you are such a dirty minded woman ! honestly I don't remember a thing " I said massaging my temples " ugh I hate hangovers"

" well are you planning on getting your stuff back?" 

" of course I am ! just not today , it is already too late "  I said " it's just gonna be so awkward I kind of sneaked out of his apartment in the morning " 

" no you didn't ! where is Lilly ? what did you do to my bestfriend?" she asked faking a shocked expression " was the s*x good ?" she asked me wiggling her eyebrows 

" I told you I don't remember !" I said freaking out " I don't even know if I had s*x or not " I mumbled looking down 

" well are you sore ? do you feel something ?" she asked me and I shook my head . 

" well maybe he has a small p***s?" she said laughing 

" ugh stop it" I said while hitting her with a pillow and laughing 

Zack's POV

I woke up to an empty bed . where is she ? I looked around , her clothes were still here . did she leave naked ? wait a second where is my ? f**k she took my " I love daddy" t-shirt! is she a monster ? suddenly i hear " i want it that way " by backstreet boys . i look around to find her purse , i take her cellphone 

" b***h , why aren't you answering ? I've been calling you all day ! where are you ? did you finally get laid ?"

I chuckled " she is not available at the moment" i said 

and the line went silent " what did you do to Lilly? i am calling the police!" 

Lilly.... what a sweet name. 

"what ! no ! Hello? are you still there ?"

beep beep beep 

"okay and she hung  up"  i sighed 

it is okay to look in a woman's purse right?  i mean i am supposed to give her back her stuff . lipstick , no use ... something they put in their eyes ? useless ... um tampons? aha ! wallet !  finally. let's see who you are Lilly .