Quarantined with a stranger

Can't handle it

Lilly’s POV

After that little incident with that jerk, I think his name was James? Joe? something like that, I needed to loosen up a little, have fun and enjoy my time and to do that I needed alcohol.

After a countless number of tequila shot rounds and 3 drinks I think? I was dancing like nobody’s watching right in the middle of the dance floor. I couldn’t even feel a thing I was numb and I absolutely loved it. For the first time in a really long while I was enjoying myself.  I wasn’t overthinking, I wasn’t trying to control every little move I made. I did not think, I just did and for once I felt free and in that exact same moment I couldn’t care less about other people’s  opinion .

A few minutes later, the DJ started playing my favorite song.

“oh yeahhh! I love you DJ! ” I screamed on the top of my lungs for the whole club to hear and without thinking twice, well actually I wasn’t thinking at all, I climbed on top of the bar and started to dance. Me, Lilly, yes, yes you read that right, me!

Zack’s POV

I was having a boring conversation with some woman, well she was the one speaking meanwhile I was not listening to a word she said. God why do women talk so much? I think my ears are bleeding

“so we waited for Max to poop it out of his system. But anyway her face was priceless” she laughed

What the hell is she talking about? Jesus woman shut up already!!!  I opened my mouth to speak but then I heard shouting, hollering and whistling. What the f**k was going on? I walked towards the bar and I saw her. Ok what the actual fuckkk.

Angel face was standing on the bar, dancing in a not so very angelic way, if you what I mean *wink wink*

Her eyes were closed, she was swaying her hips, lost in the sound of music. She looked so care free, I mean she didn’t even notice all the men lusting over her. I am pretty sure I saw one guy jerking off in the corner, what the hell is wrong with them. okay she is hot and dancing, in a very, very sexy way but still, have some decency guys. wait what? am I really standing here talking about decency? Lol what is wrong with me. I’ve been watching her every single move for the past 2 minutes, I couldn’t take my eyes off her. Damn that girl knew what she was doing that’s for sure.

Sure, I have been with a lot of women but none of them intrigued me like Angel face, heck I didn’t even know half of their names. But with her, it’s different and I don’t know why.

I made my way to the bar to get a closer look, in a none creepy way of course. I just I needed to know her name, dance with her and maybe take her back to my apartment. Well, at least that was the plan before she lost her balance and started to fall off the bar. You probably think that I will be the one catching her with my strong arm and we will be lost in each other’s eyes and fall in love. NO sweetie that just happens in the movies or in some cheesy romantic novels, not in real life. You see, I was not fast enough to catch her so she actually fell right on her face

“Oh s**t! Are you okay?” I asked her. She didn’t respond. “hey! hey!  Can you hear me?” why isn’t she responding? Because maybe she fell on her face you moron. I mentally slapped myself. should I take her to a hospital I mean she might be...

“why are you slapping yourself?” I heard her say. Oh thank god she’s okay . wait did I actually slap myself ?

“ I’m pretty sure normal people tend to slap the unconscious person  so they can actually wake them up? are youuu stupidddd????? ” she sarcastically said

And she is back ladies and gentlemen.

“ah I guess you are okay now little miss sarcasm” I chuckled looking in her eyes I . Damn those Greee eyes i could easily get lost in them

“a…a…are you going to help me up or you’re just going to stare at me ?” she asked starting at me with a weird look on her face that I couldn't actually read , not blinking once and then boom she slapped me 

" hey why the f**k did you do that?" I whispered screamed at her 

" i wanted to do that since the moment you opened your stupid mouth" she laughed like a crazy lady  

"Okay, thank you ? now  moving on please , give me your hand angel face " I tried to help her up but she lost her balance, again . God that woman can’t handle alcohol  

“okay miss dizzy let’s go get you home “ I whispered putting my hand on her lower back 

“ hey get your sexy hands off me !” she yelled the continued “ I don’t even knowww youuu, you are kidnapping me !!! helpppp help me , a Greek God is kidnapping me!! Hey mister stripper please h..help me”

I found myself laughing , I have never laughed this much in my entire life . s**t she really can’t handle her liquor , this is hilarious I need to video tape this . I  hit the record button. 

“ hey mister , why are you recording me??? Am I that sexaayyy” she started… um doing very inappropriate things… let’s just say “ jerking off “ guy was ready for round two . Good thing Dylan left , that would probably have scarred him for life .

Before I knew it she runs towards me trying to take my phone away but sadly falls on the floor …again and throws up on my new shoes

“ damn it! what the f**k angel face ! you ruined my shoes!”

“ oops??” she innocently smiled and started to fall asleep .

What am I even doing ? why do I care , she is just a drunk stranger . I am not responsible for her

“mommy ? she said looking up at me “ can you bring me warm milk , I want to sleep” she said pouting

Oh lord since when did i  start being to be respectful and conscience ? I couldn’t just leave her like that , she will probably get r***d or something . But again , her make up was smudged and her hair was messy , no to mention she smelt like puke ? f**k my life she’s already sleeping . I picked her up bridal style and got us a taxi .

“ hey, angel face , wake Up” I whispered “ where do you live ?” I asked her

“ ughhh  mom I am still sleeping, shhhhh” she mumbled

What an interesting night , well at least i got one thing i wanted . My place it is Angel Face.

Shit i kust realized i sounded  creepy , i swear i mean it in an innocent way