Corazon

The big News

I groan as I wake up from the sun rays hitting my eyes. I get up, slowly opening my eyes and looking around.

Fuck, not again. I thought to myself.

I slowly get up from the bed and began putting on my clothes.

After a while of looking around, I still couldn’t find my thong.

“Dammit I just bought those,” I whisper to myself.

“Looking for these?” a deep voice asked from behind me.

I slowly look up from the ground.

Damn. Not bad drunk me.

“You done staring?” he asked.

I snapped out of my trance and scowled at him.

“I wasn’t staring. I was analyzing the actual demon my drunk ass decided to sleep with,” I said, snatching my thong from his hand. “Do you make it a habit to steal the women you sleep with’s thongs and make them look for it?”

“Only to special ladies like yourself,” he said, walking to a chair and sitting on it.

“Oh wow. I feel so special,” I said sarcastically, as I finished dressing myself.