“It’s not that,” she corrected almost too assuredly. “I just didn’t want anyone else’s grimy hands on my dildos. That’s just gross.” She brushed at the invisible lint on her lap. “Speaking of your family. How do they feel about all this—you and me? I’m not AKC registered Irish stock or anything.” “Are you kidding? You know my father is thrilled, and I think everyone else is just happy to focus on something other than Caitlin’s betrayal.” AKC registered. I swear, the things that come out of my wife’s mouth. “That’s good to know. I mean, that they’ll be accepting, not the part about Caitlin. That really sucks. What will happen to her?” I sighed deeply. “It was Oran’s call to make. He’s decided to punish her in a way that would deeply wound her. She’s been arrested for her brother’s death. An
