Chapter 3: The Head Maid
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Henry stood there, dumbfounded, as he tried to process what had just happened.
"So... where's Hal? Are you Hal?" he muttered to himself.
[Yeah, thanks for activating me. I promise to assist you in any way you need.]
"Alright, Mr. Artificial Intelligence. First, would you like to tell me where I am and how I got here?" Henry asked.
[You'll see for yourself.]
Suddenly, a sharp, agonizing headache struck Henry, forcing him to collapse to the ground with a loud thud. He clutched his head as fragmented memories—memories that didn't belong to him—flooded his mind. The overwhelming sensation left him writhing in pain.
Scenes of a brutal attack played out in his head. King Darko and his royal family had been ambushed by bandits while traveling to a neighboring kingdom. Despite a fierce battle, the king lost his entire family—except for his third son, who was knocked unconscious.
At the same time this tragedy unfolded, Henry had died in the real world.
As the memories settled, Henry gasped, trying to make sense of everything.
"But… these memories aren't mine," he muttered.
[That’s correct. They belong to the body you’ve been reincarnated into. His name is also Henry. You died on Earth, but Avandra, the goddess of lust, chose to reincarnate you into this world for reasons of her own.]
Henry's eyes widened in disbelief. "Wait… reincarnation is real, why did the goddess reincarnate me? And what world am I even in? Mars, Neptune, or Jupiter?"
[You’re in a world you never expected to be in—Red Online, the game you spent hours playing. The goddess reincarnated you because a great catastrophe is approaching, one that will affect both this world and the players on Earth.]
"What?! Red Online? I thought it was just a game! And how am I supposed to be the hero? From what I can gather from the old Henry's memories, he was weak and had no talent for combat or magic!"
[The goddess has already accounted for that. She programmed me to guide you, and I have everything under control. There are several quests lined up to enhance your physical and magical abilities.]
Henry let out a deep breath, still struggling to accept his new reality. "Fine… I still can’t believe I’m inside a game. So, what does my first quest look like?"
[All your assigned quests revolve around knocking open bitches.]
Henry blinked in confusion. "Knock open bitches? What the hell does that mean?"
[You spent enough time playing Red Online, so I assume you already know,] the AI responded. He suddenly materialized in front of Henry, demonstrating an unmistakable hip-thrusting motion.
"Wait… so my quest is to have s*x?!" Henry asked, eyes widening.
[Yes. That’s the only way the goddess can enhance your physical and magical abilities.]
Henry groaned, running a hand through his hair. "Why the hell would I do that? I made a promise to Ella that she would be the only one I'd ever sleep with!"
[You’re not on Earth anymore, Henry. It seems you’ve forgotten. Do you choose death over reincarnation?.]
Henry sighed. "Of course I would choose reincarnation, but… does this mean I’ll be sleeping with game characters? Like vampires, cowgirls, elves, and demons?"
[Exactly. Just like in the game, but with one major difference—unlike VR players, you don’t have to complete numerous combat quests before getting intimate.]
Henry exhaled slowly, then straightened his posture. "Alright… so where do we start? I guess I'm ready to 'knock bitches out.'"
[First, we’ll check your system information. Then, we’ll move on to the main quests.]
"How do I access my system information?"
[Just think about it, and it will appear.]
"You mean I just think about my system, and all my stats will pop up?" Henry muttered, skeptical.
Despite his doubts, he focused on the thought—and almost immediately, a glowing blue screen materialized before his eyes, displaying his stats.
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System
Name: Henry Darko
Race: Assassin
Age: 18
Level: 1
EXP: 0/1000
Health: 100/100
Skills: None
Spells: None
Skill Points: 0
Attribute Points: 0
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 1
Charm: 80
......
Experience Points (EXP) Earning Methods:
Seeing a chick nude: 10 EXP
Feeling a chick’s breasts (over clothing): 20 EXP
Kissing: 50 EXP
Vaginal s*x: 100 EXP
Anal s*x: 2000 EXP
Impregnating: 250 EXP
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Henry stared at the screen, dumbstruck. "This system is basically turning me into a s*x star in exchange for power…"
[And you should be proud of that.]
"I mean… I am proud, but what if I get an STD?"
[Relax, Henry. There’s no such thing as sexually transmitted diseases in this world. But enough chit-chat—get ready. Something is coming.]
Henry stiffened. "What’s coming?"
Before the AI could respond, a loud knock echoed from the door.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"May I enter?" a feminine voice called from the other side.
Henry quickly adjusted his posture, making himself as presentable as possible. He had no idea who was about to walk in, but he refused to make a fool of himself.
"You may enter," he responded.
The door opened, and in stepped a mature woman dressed in an elegant, custom-made maid uniform. Her graceful movements and refined presence hinted that she was no ordinary servant.
- Writer
