1st January, 2016Despite everything, including the threats, most of the Shyton United team were available for the treacherous game away to Stoke City. Ricardo was there, less than happy, though his agent and bank manager were 20,000 times happier. Luis even fielded Bombalbo. Luis had spent most of his post-Christmas sticking his fingers down Bombalbo’s throat, making him vomit most of the Rabanada he had eaten. Back to the match, there was widespread anticipation that Shyton would maintain their impressive winning form and keep up the push for a Champions League spot. Stoke meanwhile also had aspirations of pushing for a top ten league finish—heady times for Stoke City fans. The match was underway and Ricardo had the ball on the wing, hugging the touchline like a modern day Stanley Matth

