30th November, 2013Next up for Shyton United was an away game at West Ham United, their 13th league game of the season. Thirteen was considered an unlucky number. In Chinese culture, four was considered unlucky; as the sound of the word was similar to the Chinese word for death. I was not a superstitious chap and didn’t go in for all that mumbo jumbo. All I wanted was a good match; but with Luis Jalapeno ‘King of Boredom’ at the helm, that seemed as unlikely as one of Bombinho’s floozies ditching him for
yours truly.
The Hammers’ fans sang ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles’ as the Shyton United fans fluffed their pillows, ready for a good snooze. In fact, Shyton’s games were becoming so infamous for boring football that doctors were recommending insomniacs go watch their games for a chance of
