7th October, 2013I went with Bob over to Dwayne’s mansion that was just down the road from Bombinho’s. The house was almost a replica of George Harrison’s home, Friar Park. Absolutely sumptuous. This house had a couple of security guards outside, a gate and more cameras than a Big Brother house. When I finally got clearance, which involved facial recognition software, my fingerprints being scanned and a background check to make sure I wasn’t a womaniser, I was allowed in. Thirty minutes later I got to meet Dwayne in his lavish lounge where there were even more cameras. One of the security guards then told me that I mustn’t make eye contact with Cheryl, or Dwayne would go ballistic. I promised I wouldn’t.
STANLEY: I see you’ve got quite a few surveillance cameras around the place.
DWAYNE:
