21st October, 2013It’s an away game at Crystal Palace, a place famed for their cheerleaders, their eagle and the best, loudest fans of any yo-yo club. As it’s Shyton United visiting and their now renowned style of football of don’t pass, don’t move, lump it forward and tackle hard not many Shytonians made the trip south. Even some Palace fans were reluctant to come so prices were slashed and the latest Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson action/comedy/crap/kids’ movie was played before and during the game. Even so, it still wasn’t a sell out and a lot of the fans used the time to play ‘Candy Crush’ on their mobiles.
In the changing room, Luis Jalapeno gave some further instructions. You could imagine what they were.
LUIS: Defend, block, suffocate this team of all their breath then when they start
