27th August, 2013Just three days later, Shyton United were in action in the league cup away to lowly Burton Albion, a team so low that most readers won’t have a clue as to which league they’re in. Therefore, I shan’t waste too much time on them here. As it was such an easy game, most of Shyton United’s first team were given time off to relax at home, take a quick break, visit Shyton’s many brothels and generally recuperate for the bigger game at the weekend away to Newcastle.
JUAN: I don’t think I am underestimating this team at all.
Juan and I spoke on the team bus on the way to Burton.
JUAN: A football player cannot play 40 plus games in a season. It’s too much. I need a squad of sexy boys and I need to use them all as I wish.
STANLEY: The ‘cupset’ is a common occurrence. A defeat an
