15th July, 2013I went again and paid a visit to Brenda and Tommy. When I say paid, I mean paid. As Tommy was still not earning much, Brenda demanded a fee each time we interviewed them. I slipped her an envelope when Tommy wasn’t around.
They were at the table in the kitchen. Brenda looked, as always, terrible. She also looked less than pleased as she fed her fat kids. She did however seem to have gotten over Tommy’s hair.
On the table was a local newspaper with Shyton United being featured on the front page.
BRENDA: Sixteen new players!
TOMMY: I know, I know.
BRENDA: One of them apparently cost £50m! Grow some balls will you. Luke’s got bigger balls than you.
TOMMY: No, he doesn’t!
BRENDA: If you don’t march into his office right now and get that new contract, don’t bother returnin
