22nd July, 2013

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22nd July, 2013Bad news for Shyton United fans as the club announced via their website that they would be raising ticket prices for the forthcoming season by 20% across all categories but a 10% discount for those not yet conceived and for those who had recently passed on. From the Twitter account of @JoeMeek: ‘Fears have come true. We want our club back. How are we gonna afford this? #FootieForTheMasses #FPL I caught up with Joe at his favourite local, The Fudge & Wrapper. He sipped from a pint of best, whilst I had a shandy. I did indeed get some unwanted attention. Ladies’ drinks weren’t commonly drunk by men around these parts. JOE: Tickets were already dear for people on low incomes, no incomes like myself, the pensioners and the kids, so how are we going to go now? I’ll have to scr

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