7th August, 2013It’s just ten days until Shyton United’s first game of the season away to Sunderland. The players had all gone under intense rehydration therapy, although Tommy thought that meant spending all day in a pub and had to be dragged out. Juan, having lost some of his ample frame, spent a good few days eating lots of paella and having no s*x.
JUAN: I can do it!
From the Twitter account of @JoeMeek: ‘Good to have the team back. They’ve shown true Shyton grit after 2 wasted trips. @MauryShytonUtd Knob’
From the Twitter account of @Bombalbo: ‘Happy to be back in my kitchen. Can’t wait to make some more coxinha. #MissedMyBrazilianFood’
Whilst the team were away on these two trips, a number of the team’s houses were burgled. Police were investigating.
