5th April, 2014It’s match day and Joe had organised for the fans to continue protesting before, during and after the home against the Canaries. With a megaphone in hand and standing on his soapbox much like John Major did so effectively in 1992, he tried to galvanise the disgruntled Shyton United fans. The few hundred Shyton United fans hung on Joe’s every word whilst wearing their brown and white scarves. They were a gullible, stupid lot.
JOE: What do we want?
SHYTON UNITED PROTESTORS: Cheaper tickets!
JOE: When do we want it?
SHYTON UNITED PROTESTORS: As soon as reasonably possible.
JOE: What are we not going to do?
SHYTON UNITED PROTESTORS: Pay through the nose.
JOE: When are we going to do it?
SHYTON UNITED PROTESTORS: You haven’t said!
JOE: No more hikes!
SHYTON UNITED PROTE
