20th February, 2014I had been invited round for dinner at Ronnie’s gaff. It was nice to get invited anywhere these days, as the players were getting more and more suspicious of me. Of course, I myself had been suspicious of Ronnie’s motives at inviting me, as I was sure he’d try to flog me something.
We were at his dining table, where some fancy bone china was laid out. There were boxes of crockery to the side. How much was this going to cost me?
RONNIE: See you got your eyes on the china.
I should wear sunglasses whenever I met with Ronnie.
STANLEY: Yes, very nice.
Well, what else was I going to say?
RONNIE: I got a load in, dirt cheap.
He took out a case with a whole dinner service.
RONNIE: Can let you have this for two score.
His mobile rang, thank god!
RONNIE: Yeah Dad? … Yea
