8th March, 2014It’s Barry Bloomer’s first game in charge of Shyton United and it’s a tough away game at the Redbirds, Cardiff City. Cardiff City were another foreign-owned club, whose owner was the proud proprietor of ‘The Hair Club for Men’, which specialised in dyed black hair and dodgy moustaches for insecure men over 50.
With the team languishing in 7th place, noted tactical mastermind Barry Bloomer prepared his team. He was going for a typical 4-4-2 formation – the formation that had worked so well, sometimes over his entire career. He was, if anything, loyal to a system—if not to a team, or a city.
Making a welcome return to the line-up was Sonny Jackson, who had gone through rigorous counselling sessions and visited the best psychologist in Shyton. He was, by all accounts, a chang
