24th January, 2014The wolfish press gathered in the conference room at Creek Alley Stadium to witness the unveiling of Shyton’s first January signing, as well as see Oren Goldman for the first time. 99% of the press didn’t care about the presence of Oren Goldman. Then again, I didn’t think Oren cared whether he was there or not. He appeared to be trying to hide.
I couldn’t spot this new signing. The usual people were there – Maury, Oren (okay, he wasn’t usual as he’d just been installed as manager), and there was some tiny, emaciated Indian chap who was wearing a T-shirt with the words ‘No Money No Honey’.
MAURY: Thank you for gathering here today. I’m delighted to announce Shyton United’s first January transfer window signing… our new nimble goalkeeper, Jay Patel. Jay is the best goalke
