31st January, 2014 After regaining consciousness and making my way to A&E and getting a quick onceover from the doc, I made my way home and went to sleep. When I woke up, I discovered it was now the 31st January; a momentous day, as it was transfer deadline day and where better to spend it than with Maury at his office at Creek Alley Stadium. STANLEY: Can we expect any late transfer deals? MAURY: No. We waited and waited. All evening, Maury and I sat staring at each other, just waiting for the phone to ring or for him to pick up the handset and make that last minute deal, and also to break the incredibly awkward tension. It was the longest night of my life. Midnight was fast approaching when the telephone rang. Maury answered. MAURY: Yes… Yes… Good. Okay. Maury hung up. STANLEY: Who

