3rd February, 2014Bob and me were at Shyton’s training ground car park about to witness another Oren Goldman training session when we spotted Ronnie thumping the steering wheel of his Bentley. I always wondered whether Ronnie owned a Bentley, because he was a bit bent. Bob and I used our ninja skills and got in closer. He had the ‘The Shyton Daily’ newspaper in front of him.
Bob zoomed in on his camera and managed to capture the front-page headline:
‘s****l LIAISONS AT UNITED’
Ronnie got out his mobile then jumped out of his car and shoved us aside.
RONNIE: Get the f**k out my way!
Behind us with a long zoom camera, the kind that made Bob salivate, was that Shyton Daily reporter who was sole reporter on all things Shyton United. He wasn’t of my ilk but he was competent none the less.
