27th October, 2013Well, Maury’s a slippery fellow and my assuredness that I’d get a comment was somewhat misplaced. He was being more difficult and harder to pin down than a former female gymnast covered in oil. I persevered however, calling him on his mobile, his landline, calling his secretary at his office, emailing, Facebooking and Tweeting. I even wondered whether I could still send a telegram. None of it worked until I picked up ‘The Shyton Daily’, and after drinking shots of Irish coffee, I called him again and got through. He agreed to meet at his office and answer all my questions.
STANLEY: You’re a hard man to get a hold of.
MAURY: As it’s so big, is what the ladies say.
I was pretty sure that the ladies would say the opposite, although I wasn’t exactly sure what he meant.
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