29th October, 2013Luis Jalapeno lectured his team in preparation for a fourth round league cup
game away to Leicester City.
LUIS: Remember, defend, defend, defend. Then, when they are bored and frustrated you go up the other end and score. We’re playing a small-time team who’ll never achieve anything. We can beat them with little effort.
Tommy was shaking his head, at which point a few strands of hair fell off. Poor workmanship.
TOMMY: This is shite.
BOMBALBO: No, no. This is ShytOn.
TOMMY: Why don’t we just play our normal game? We’d beat them easy.
LUIS: Tommy, do not concern yourself with my strategy, maybe spend more time concerning yourself with your hair.
Alexander Kovich was seated in the directors’ box, taking in his first match as Shyton United owner. Little known fact abo
