28th September, 2013In Luis Jalapeno’s first match in charge, Shyton United were at home to Cardiff City – the Red Bells. Luis was busy at his whiteboard drawing up his formation whilst Mystic, dressed as a Morris dancer, did a little dance in front of Ricardo. Ricardo looked as baffled as Tommy was when he opened that package and found the videotape.
RICARDO: What are you doing?
BEN: Finding peace in dance.
Ricardo started poking him. Did he think Ben was some kind of piñata and that he would soon get some sweets?
BEN: I cannot be ruffled. I am harmonious.
Luis finished drawing up his formation of 9-0-1 on the whiteboard. He’d already instructed the team numerous times, but he evidently didn’t trust them and so felt an extra drilling was appropriate.
LUIS (to Ricardo): What are you?
