9th July, 2013A week later, the remains of what was left of the team—which had been as decimated by Chen Hu as a victim of a serial killer who had an obsession with acid—had a light training session before discovering some exciting news.
Tommy practiced taking penalties with K-Y—he had such a powerful left boot. One went in, then another and another, bursting the net. I feared for Shyton if they were ever to concede a penalty or free kick, but I feared for the opposing goalie when facing Tommy. Mystic performed some Bruce Lee kung-fu moves, badly, while Li Bang also did some kung-fu (but like a master) and he performed an incredible 360 kick that accidentally clipped Mystic on the chin and knocked him into the middle of the week after next. Hopefully we’d all be spared Mystic’s morning se
