Nobody's Fool

Wedding Night

****Jonathan’s POV****

Ok, so pretending to be passed out drunk in the Bridal suite wasn’t my choice.  I lost a bet with JD and Drew and this was what they said I had to do.  I could feel the anger coming off my new bride as well as my mom and Linda when they came to help her out of that dress.  I had to act like I was still sleeping peacefully unaware of the daggers being looked at me as they left, and Meme closed herself back in the bathroom.  As soon as the door closed behind the ladies leaving, I jumped up and locked the door hanging the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign out first.  I made quick work of getting myself naked as I heard the water in the shower turn on.  I had plans on getting wet and freaky with my wife under the waterfall spray, so I hurried to the open the door quietly.  I saw she was getting her hair wet, but before she could add shampoo I stepped in and hit the light off, making the room very dark.  “Not funny, Jonathan.  Turn the lights back on, I don’t want to get shampoo in my eyes.” she yelled thinking I was on the other side of the door.  Given her condition, I wasn’t going to let her come out on the bathroom floor in the dark while she was dripping wet.  So, being a gentleman, I hurried to the stall and climbed in with her.  She yelped as my arms came around her waist, “Hello, wifey.  Fancy meeting you here of all places,” I teased as my lips found her neck and my hands moved up to cup her huge boobs.  “Funny joke, now please turn the lights back on.” she pleaded as I began moving her toward the wall.  She could feel my erection pressing into her back as I trapped her between the cold tile and my body.  “Nah, I think I want to explore you in the dark first.  This way I can get to know every inch of your glorious body without you feeling too self-conscious like you were the first time we made love in the shower at home.” I followed up my words by kissing down her spine until I hit the curve of her sweet booty.  I knelt behind her and spread her legs apart as my mouth went lower to find her tasty womanly center and I ate my fill.  She braced against the wall as I licked, sucked, and stuck my tongue inside her repeatedly.  I let my fingers take over for a while so I could focus on her nub of pleasure and from the sounds coming from her throat she was enjoying the attention I was lapping on it.  Soon her entire body shuddered as her juices came all over my face as she felt the full force of her orgasm.  I didn’t waste any time standing up and driving my hard, throbbing member deep inside my wife for the first time.  “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! JONATHAN!” she screamed out as our bodies found their rhythm and began soaring higher and higher until we hit the pinnacle of happiness at the same time and I let loose my seed within her once more.  I mean no need for protection now, 1) she’s my wife and 2) she’s already pregnant.  I have to say s*x in a shower in the dark is AMAZING!  When you can’t see and have to rely on your other senses, everything is more intense.  We didn’t stop until the water started to get cold and then I got out to turn the lights back on so she wouldn’t slip on the wet floor.  I helped my lovely lady get dried off in the bathroom and then carried her to the bed to make her wet once more.  After several rounds, we finally took a breather and she demanded to know how I got ‘undrunk’ so fast.  So, I explained the bet and how my brothers were watching to make sure I followed through.  Linda had grabbed the go-pro Drew set up earlier when we dropped off the luggage, it was motion sensitive, so I had to keep up the act until she took the camera away.  She told me that I was going to have to work hard to make it up to her and that once she got her hands on my brothers they wouldn’t be able to walk right for a week.  Something about swinging a baseball bat like a golf club and making them eunuchs or at least so they can sing soprano for a long time.  I must remember not to get on my wife’s bad side, so I ease my face between her glorious thighs to taste her delicious core until she begs me to make us one once more.

The next morning while she is in the bathroom tossing her cookies because she forgot to pack her morning sickness pills and the smell of bacon from the room service cart set off the vomit fest, I called my brothers to give them a heads up on her plans for revenge and asked one to bring her medication to the hotel.  I hate seeing her so sick knowing it’s my fault, since I knocked her up.  He finally showed up with the tablets and it only took 30 minutes for them to start helping her, but they caused her to get sleepy too.  So, she took an hour nap before we could try having breakfast again, luckily the hotel staff were nice about bringing up fresh, hot food us to eat, on the house.  After finishing all we could, I took her back to bed for a different kind of horizonal action.  (wiggles eyebrows).  Several hours later, I finally let her get up to get ready to go back home.  Because the show was filming I couldn’t take time off for a full honeymoon, but I planned on stealing her away somewhere nice and cold before our baby was born.  She’s said on many occasions that she prefers cold weather to hot, since there is only so many clothes she can legally remove.  I got Linda looking for a cabin in a mountain area that will have lots of snow, so I can cuddle with my woman in front of a roaring fire on a bear skin (synthetic) rug.  (eyebrow wiggle again)

Monday morning came way too early for me since I was still trying to squeeze as much time in bed with my new bride as I could.  Linda and Anna had helped my brothers pack my clothes, shoes, and personal necessities to move over to Meme’s place, which is no longer going to be rented out.  I truly think that Drew is beyond happy to have the other house to himself, so he and Linda don’t have to worry about me walking out into the living room when they want to get frisky.  He has made comments about finding Mom and Dad a house between all of us, so they aren’t living in the mini-home in the backyard anymore when they come to Vegas for a visit.  I believe he joked saying he and his wife need privacy if they are going to get in the grandbaby making swing.  Chances are he is waiting to see how many Meme is carrying before he and Linda get serious so he can try to get her pregnant with more.  Part of me is hoping for 3 or more, just so that I beat him hands down.  Just a set of twins would be too easy for him to replicate and simply because Linda is younger than Meme she can get pregnant more.  This in truth might be the only one Meme goes through.  We have talked about the possibility of adopting a few children if that is the case, her heart is so beyond wonderful.  The fact that she has cried over how many kids are born that for some reason have no parents and need to know what it’s like to be wrapped in a mother’s arms or ride around on a daddy’s shoulders, tells me my lady was born to be a Mommy.