Grinning triumphantly, Jack let his head hang. He wiped sweat off his brow and let out a sigh. “First thing you should learn about Earth: false advertising is everywhere. No matter what it is they"re selling, it never quite works as promised.” Arin scrambled to his feet. The man turned and ran down the hillside, huffing and puffing as he made his way toward the clearing where Harry knelt before some strange fleshy pedestal and gripped it in both hands. Uh oh… Uh oh…“Harry!” Jack growled. “Shall we begin?” a soft voice said in the distance. Jack replied, but he was too far away for Harry to pick up the words. Then the sounds of combat filled the air. His vision was beginning to clear, but Harry knew there was nothing he could do to aid in this fight. The pitiful attempt he had made to s

