I was still walking through town at around ten in the evening. It was very dark and the only light came from street lights, stoplights, and neon building signs.
I probably would've walked until I found a bus stop bench to sleep on if I hadn't walked by an unmarked building. I say his because three women, all in their mid twenties, noticed me.
"Excuse me," one of them called.
I stopped walking and turned to look at these women.
"Would you come here, please?" another one said. I did what I was told.
I'm just gonna say it. They were smokin' hot! Sure, they had a lot of guts for wearing bikinis in the winter, but hey, it made them that more sexy.
I was still a bit drunk, so I believed it to be a great idea to break out some flirty wit. "Ya mind tellin' me your names?" I asked them.
The girl with blonde hair cut to a bob answered, "Tracy."
The girl with the black ponytail answered, "Debbie."
The girl with long, red hair answered, "Carly."
"Such cute names for such cute girls," I said. This made the girls giggle.
"You're funny," Debbie said to me.
"And handsome, too," Tracy added.
"Yeah. Would you like to have some fun with us?" Carly queried.
Despite my being tipsy, I had enough sense to realize that having s*x with prostitutes is a bad idea. I knew I had to talk my way out of this. "Actually," I began to explain, "I'm kinda expected somewhere an'-"
"C'mon, you'll love it," Tracy reassured.
"We promise we'll be gentle," Debbie said.
"Uh, I dunno," I said, still unsure.
"It'll be the best night of your life," Carly said as she moved closer to me to feel my chest. "And it'll be free of charge."
Maybe it's my cheapskate senses talking, but I was starting to get on board with their proposition. "Okay," I finally agreed. "I'm all yours."
The next thing I knew, they dragged me into that building and, in light of a better phrase, we got it on.
One more thing before I close this chapter: tonight would be my last night as a virgin.