Well, I didn't think it was possible, but when me, George, and Ali entered the building, a large number of students recognized me as guy who violated Hilary Hurston. I couldn't walk through the halls without being called a creep and a pervert, not necessarily in that order. Some guys even asked me how Hilary's breasts felt, and I responded by flipping the bird at them and walking off.
Okay, let's set a few things straight; first off, I am not attracted to boobs. At all. For some reason, I was disgusted by them, but don't assume I'm asexual. There are some things about a girl that turn me on, but we'll get to that another time.
Secondly, you might've figured out by now that Hilary is one of Ali's best friends. I'll admit she looks attractive, what with her pretty little nose, deep silver eyes, and long black hair that dropped just above her butt. However, I absolutely refused to hook up with her because she's a ball-busting harpy b***h. She hates me anyway, so not talking to her was very easy to do, which is why I'm surprised this rumor was even started.
At lunch, a lot of kids came to my booth and asked a bunch of questions about me and Hilary. I just put my head on the table in an attempt to drown them out. Only when Ali came and asked everybody to leave did I lift my head off that dirty table. After they left, Ali sat down in the seat across from me.
"They're givin' you a rough time, huh?" Ali asked.
"Wouldn't you know it," I replied. "Have you tried talking to Hilary?"
"Yeah, but she just shouted about how you allegedly played with her boobs and how she told you to stop, but didn't and how she'll be scarred for life because of it."
"Ridiculous."
"I know, right? So I pretty much got tired of convincing her that she and Bruce were lying."
"S'not just Bruce. Yesterday, I overheard him, Marvin, and Gloria talkin' about comin' up with a way to prevent me from playing football." After I said this, one of the teachers walked to my booth and said to me, "Harvey, Mrs. Ludot would like to see you in her office." He then left to go back to his post in the cafeteria.
I sighed. "Guess now's the time to explain everything," I said as I got up. As Ali yelled good-bye, I walked out of the cafeteria and down to the assistant principal lounge.