I don’t get the logic behind cold showers when one is horny. It clearly doesn't work for me. It's either I have s*x or stay moody all day. I changed into a short silk dress and just as I was combing my hair, I heard a knock and before I could answer mum opened and entered. Mum: "You have a visitor." She says with a smile Me: "Ronald. " I said. "Only he makes you smile like ťhat." Mum: "He's a good man." She says, "especially for you." She adds. "Now about Michael..." Me: "We're not having that discussion dear mother. Now tell my guest I'll be down shortly." Ten minutes later I walk down to the lounge room where I find mum and her favorite human talking like best friends. He stands up immediately he sees me and kisses my hand when I am within reach. R: "How are you my love?" I loo

