I pull the bedside drawer open and I look at the Viagra sachet. Only two pills are missing.
Whatever b***h he's dreaming with obviously turns him on even without trying.
I stare at him, hands shaking with rage, face flaming, muscles quivering.
And I slap him across the face.
Hard.
Son of a b***h!
His eyes flutter open. He touches his assaulted cheek, and he stares at me in disbelief.
"Cami? You slapped me?"
"Who the hell were you dreaming with?"
"I..I wasn't dreaming!"
"Yes, the f**k? You were dreaming with a girl, and you have a f*****g erection for the first time in weeks! Who is she?"
"Cami-"
"Don't Cami me. Do you find me unattractive?"
"What? No! You're perfect!"
"Perfection indeed! How come you don't want me at all? You literally have to use Viagra to have s*x wit
