CARTER
"You sound like you're terribly angry."
"I'm not."
"I'm going to take a wild guess here and say it's the girl."
"It's not."
"I should talk to her soon, you know. Just so that I can thank her for taking up the rather taxing job of pissing you off while I'm away."
"f**k you."
"I'd take you up on that offer if I didn't know that you'd rather f**k her instead."
I say nothing to that.
I'm on the phone with Adam right now and he's being his usual self—an ass. I'm beyond tempted to hang up on him, but I know that he hasn't told me his reasons for calling yet, and if I do hang up, he's just going to call me back right away.
He's an ass.
"You're quiet." He hums and I can almost see him tapping his index finger against his bottom lip with his head c****d. "Does that mean I'm ri
