Designed to Kill (ナルト/Naruto) [Various x Ghoul! OC]

Chapter 19: Kakashi: Sharingan Warrior

"Tora, mi, ne, saru. U, inoshishi, tatsu, hitsuji. Ne, ushi, saru, tori. Jin, ne, inoshishi." They spoke in unison while I struggled to hold back my amused giggles in the background. The back of my hand covered my lips as my eyes begin to water in amusement. Seriously, this is hilarious. I understand completely that this is a spell and a form of Jutsu, but right now, it sounds like really bad rapping. I snorted loudly at the thought, capturing the attention of an annoyed Sasuke who nudged at my rib cage in a scolding manner, and I only squealed out a muffled laughter. It sounded like I was screaming eternally, but the thought of them rapping was just too f*****g funny. To me anyways. "Tori!"

The water shifted slightly as the form gradually grew, along with the movements of water. Water Dragon Jutsu, and my assumptions was proven correct when two dragons supported by water spurt out like the spawns of Satan as I finally calmed down. I was still getting glares here there for not taking this situation more seriously, but could you blame me? Come on, it was funny!

"Water Dragon Jutsu!" They both shouted in unison, the dragons both moving in unison as well, entangling themselves high in the sky and not long after they clashed into one another shamelessly, well that's one way to suck each other's face. My feline-like hiss toke the attention off the dragons.

"Son of a d**k!" I screeched loudly, digging my heels into the dirt to keep myself from moving, as my arm uselessly attempted to block my face, once the sudden tsunami has calmed down even the slightest, I flailed out arms out and punched at the air in frustration. My clothes is sticking to my skin as I glared at the two of them in complete and utter anger before screaming at them, scolding them furiously. "Kakashi! Zabuza! You little shits! Who do you- WAHHH!" a clash of the water dragon abruptly attacked my face, the impact sending me on my bottom as I yelped. The discomfort on my ass after the fall only made my eyes dart between the two suspects who abused me.

"Ops," Kakashi's mask lifted up to hint at a grin. I groaned as my throat purred with a sound between a frustrated cat and a 9-year-old on the edge of throwing a tempter tantrum. "My bad."

"Seriously, Kakashi?!"

"Heh," Zabuza chuckled, shooting a smug smirk in my direction to which I averted eye contact with a huff. I got to say, even though their weapons are being pushed at one another, threatening to slice their heads into two, and the only thing stopping that is... their weapons. I have to give it to them, for two people attempting to murder each other, their still determined to make fun of me. Talk about dedication. They pushed off against one another, the action sending them springing backwards and landing flawlessly on their feet. I don't know why, but know they're running around in circles... because Ninjas.

"It's identical moves! Furthermore, at exactly the same time!" The old man pointed out, in awe. I rolled my eyes and brushed out my now wet hair because some people have no respect for masterpieces.

"Nooooo, really? You don't say." A snarky comment and more glares in my direction, which I beamed at proudly. It's hard work being this annoying.

"How's he doing that? What's going on, Sasuke?" Sakura inquired to which I face palmed loudly, the sound of my hand impact my face sounded... wet. Ugh, wet skin slapping against skin. Gross. And dirty.

Yes, Seven. Way to go, b***h! You are totally, 100% not a pervert. Yup.

"Oh ya know, it's not like they went on an eternity long conversation about Sharingans or anything."

"Shut up, Seven!"

"Excuse me, you little b***h?"

"Seven!" Sasuke's blooming voice caught me off guard, and when his hand wrapped around my waist it surprised me even more. His leg sprung us both up, landing on the nearest tree branch.

"What the hell?! Ah!" I squealed when the tree moved, the surprised yelps of the others while water collided against their body. My eyes gradually grew in size. Sasuke... and just saved me? I turned to him, dumbfounded. I could feel Sakura glaring holes into the side of my head, but I didn't care. Sasuke just saved me? And here I thought he wanted me to suffer for being a human eating ghoul. "Um, the f**k Sasuke?"

"Don't be so full of yourself. I only helped you because I was done with your petty whining." his cruel words brought my hand to heart and I clenched at my chest to mock him, in a dramatically creative manner. I leaned back and placed the back of my hand on my forehead.

"Oh, Sasuke! You're too cruel~! Your words have pierced my heart and now I am heartbroken! How could you!" I voice only grew more high-pitched, more dramatic and taunting. I didn't miss the twitch in the corner of his eyes but his glare distracted me as I snorted softly, "seriously, it wasn't petty whining! It was serious s**t!"

"Shut up."

"You love me~." I purred, leaning towards him. His mouth twitched against as he leaned away, his fingers flicked my forehead and I yelped. "How cruel!"

"Seven... there's someone on that branch." he whispered, his eyes trained on the ninja and my gaze followed his. I groaned at the sight of more enemies and the possibility of me being attacked by yet another water jutsu. So, with a sickening crack of a joint, my rinkaku sprout out and charged at it's target, sadly. The target's attention was turned to me, tearing his eyes away from the fallen, and paralyzed Zabuza. His eyes were wide and with the way he's positioned, he looks as if he was a frightened deer on the verge of death. He jumped. Leaped back. Once eye contact was made (or I think?) he jumped away, and made a run for it into the forest. Escaping us.

I sighed in relief thankful that all of this annoyance has come to an end.

Obviously, I jinxed myself.

Because Naruto decided it would be a fan-f*****g-tastic idea to drop to his knees, and throw a tempter tantrum while punching the floor. No offense to him, because the kid is growing on me, but can he have a mental breakdown somewhere else?