It's been three days. Y/n has been trapped on the island with jasper, even if this is a fate worse than death. He doesn't plan on staying here forever, by any means necessary. Y/n approaches the broken warp pad once more. Seeing the cracks and missing and broken pieces. You'd be mad to assume it would still work, but Y/n gets an idea. Jasper watching him as he stands up and turns to her. Motioning her over, she reluctantly approaches and speaks firmly.
Jasper: what?
Y/n: I think I've found our way home.
Jasper: how? The warp pads shattered.
Y/n: exactly, if I can find all the shards, I believe I can use my hammer to melt them back together again. It's a stretch but, our only option. Thing is.
Y/n has a somewhat serious glare on his face.
Y/n: do you plan on destroying me after this?
Jasper and Y/n have a stare down. Granted Y/n is a decently tall man, but jasper is easily a foot taller. And bulkier. So fighting her wouldn't end well. Maybe he's calling her bluff earlier. Doesn't matter.
Jasper: fine, we get out of here and go our separate ways, for now.
Y/n and jasper begin to collect shards around the explosion site. Granted watching Jasper bend over all the time isn't helping Y/n with his other problem. It's been four days. Morning comes as heavy rainfall leads down the cave side. Y/n sits there looking into the fire crackling as His mind wonders, and jasper is. Too busy looking out in the rain.
Y/n: *sigh* why does she have to look like. That? So, attractive, No, I just need to stay focused. And get home to the others, the others. Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst..peridot
Oh no why am I thinking about their asses! I think I've been out of the loop for a few days. I just need time alone to, destress. But I can't now. With jasper in this damn cave. I guess I'll have to hold off until I get home! And then I can be in peace and finally I can—
It didn't take long for jasper to notice. The look of, surprise on her face was something people rarely saw on her if all gems. She looked at Y/n, and more importantly his torn shorts. And what's hiding underneath them. It seems dreaming of home has made him, much happier than he expected.
Jasper: why is it, so big? I thought humans had smaller ones. It looks like, a lot to handle. *sigh* I'll have to find a way to get past that and think about something else... else.
Ugh! Why can't I stop thinking about his— what do they call them? I heard Peridot say "human reproduction rods" but I assume that's not what they called on earth. Screw it
Jasper turns to Y/n.
Jasper: hey. What's that called?
Y/n: Huh? What's what called?
Jasper approaches and puts her hand right on it. Jasper blushes as so does Y/n. She feels the warmth and, pulsating stimulate from it. Admittedly she's, fascinated in it.
Jasper: this...thing.
Y/n: you mean my, Dick...
Jasper: d**k, huh. Sounds about right.
Her hands don't move from it as she and y/n lock eyes.
Jasper: I've been here for four days and I've never actually seen one so, well, heavy. Why is it?
Y/n: I was, thinking about someone. It, made me happy. And now I need to release the pressure. Or it'll get worse.
Jasper slowly removes her hand from his bulge with a stroke from his shorts as she thinks for a second.
Jasper concentrated as her body glows a shade of orange. Y/n stops in his tracks as he gazed upon jasper, her armor, gone, clothes, gone. The work of art that she is on full view for His please. This sends his body on full auto pilot as his "d**k" seems to be very interested. Jasper sees the pants stretch more.
Jasper: how big can that thing get? Doesn't matter. I'll take care of this, and you fix the pad. That's our deal. No "love" here. Okay?
Y/n: o-okay....
Jasper: now, take your. "d**k" and, what do people say?
Y/n: f**k you.
Jasper: and "f**k Me" with it~