With both my hands up in the air, I yelled, "Why won't you pull the trigger? Too afraid of the consequences or the crowd? You want me to swallow the g*n for you? I'm just an ordinary elf visiting his lovely uhh... girlfriend."
Lesson three of Uncle Jerry's classes. If you want to attract attention, f**k with the police, legally. And the best way to do that is to be a "victim" of racism.
If I were downtown, I would've died on the spot, but that won't be the case If I'm near a government facility with a fair amount of people. The police corps cowers in the presence of crowds or government officials, so what happened to the old man of the toilet was a freak accident.
"C-Can you prove you're just visiting, and you're not a member of the g**g? T-They've been rioting for a whole week!"
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