I came here to celebrate Ishigami's birthday anyway, so I'll play along... God! I didn't know it was this pleasant to be an older sibling! If only father wasn't such a puss!
"D-Dead eyes! There's something wrong!"
And there's my first opportunity to act like big brother!
"What happened, Shiat-"
"You've come back, you brat! I'll teach you a lesson this time!"
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Who the hell is this old man?! He looks massive! Is he a Six-foot bodybuilder or something?!
"Uhh... Excuse me, sir? Are there any problems?"
"You're this brat's father?!"
Do I look that old?! Ishigami and I do share similar facial features... heck, the resemblance between Ishigami and an eleven-year-old me is flawless!
"H-He's my brother! So f**k off!"
"Y-Yeah! Ishigami is right! This man with dead eyes is our brother
