I rolled my eyes dramatically and panted. "Just a little harder!"
He pulled and I let it go with the loudest squeal I could muster. His arm went straight up with the end of the chain of handkerchiefs, displaying the red lace thong at the end.
With a dramatic sigh, I crossed my eyes, stuck the tongue out of the corner of my mouth and melted down in a classic boneless comic faint, ending on my back with a huge grin, pretending to try to hold my beating heart into my chest in one hand with my other hand draped dramatically across my eyes. "Does anyone have a cigarette?"
The crowd exploded in laughter, louder than I heard since the circus closed. It was that breathtaking rush I'd always loved. I closed my eyes and just let it all wash over me until it faded and the cop nudged me. I let my e
