This Damn Chieftain Life
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The food in this vat is basically eaten by Gorkin and his mother Honey, and the other ogres are just trying it.
Want Gorkin to make enough food for them to eat?
This is not pure.
Lao Tzu is the most capable chieftain, and his mother is a mage, so she doesn't want to lose face?
As for the staff of the Customs Pavilion, a big bowl for one person is already a lot for them, but for the amount of food for the ogre, it is not enough to even stuff the teeth.
As an adult ogre in the prime of life with nothing to do, what should he do when he is full at noon?
Gorkin dragged his body to the oasis again.
He will be washed.
Seeing this, several staff members of the Customs Pavilion immediately returned to the Customs Museum, and unfurled huge animal skins in the blank eyes of the newcomer.
Spread the hide flat on the floor, then brought out a large pillow and placed it on top.
When everything was ready, all the staff knelt on either side of the hide.
Seeing the new Terran with a bewildered expression, the staff member who was also a Terran hurriedly reminded him.
"Hurry up and kneel, the chief is going to take a bath, it's coming in a while, our task is to make the chief comfortable!"
"It's all women, so you don't need me to teach you, right?"
The newcomer walked over and knelt down in a daze, just three staff members on one side.
"What should I do?"
She's served many Terrans, but this ogre...
Not at all.
The succubus chuckled, "What's not going to be like this?" Haven't used a tongue? ”
With that, she stretched out her long, sharp, slender tongue and ran it across her lips.
"After serving the chieftain, we don't have to worry about food and clothing, and we don't have to worry about safety, don't you mess up?"
The woman said timidly, "I... I tried my best..."
Opposite her was the most beautiful elf, and this elven beauty, who was supposed to be elegant and arrogant, said at this moment: "You don't have to be so careful, as long as you don't hurt the chief, it's okay to be stupid." ”
Drow beside the elves, originally the elves and Drow were mortal enemies, but at this moment they agreed: "That's right, as long as the chief can be served comfortably, he still has a high tolerance for us." ”
Without waiting for the newcomer to speak, Gorkin had already pushed open the door and walked in.
Tearing off his own animal skin skirt, Gorkin lay down on the animal skin on the ground.
The crews on both sides immediately began to fight.
Gorkin took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
That's life!
What happened to ogres?
Fat and strong, big shoulders, round waist, ugly, what's wrong?
Eat and drink enough, and there are six exotic styles to make MSJ for Lao Tzu together!
Is there anything cooler than this?
Gorkin let out a long sigh of relief on his face.
This damn chieftain lives!
Feeling the help from the six waiters, Gorkin slowly turned on the world channel.
After eating and drinking, and then watching the miserable situation of the compatriots from Blue Star, it's not funny, isn't it?
"I'm dying of thirst, how big is this desert? I've been walking for two hours without seeing any living creatures, and the ground is full of thorns, and if it weren't for the little fruits scattered on it, I'm afraid it would have been cold..."
"Are you stupid? Didn't that voice say it when we came? Welcome to the endless desert, the mystery is on the mystery, infinite~"
"Upstairs smart, you're so smart to find water to drink?"
"No, but I came across a group of Native caravans passing by."
"! There are really indigenous! Is there a language barrier? Are they easy to talk to? Did they give you something to eat? ”
"Huh~ Communication? There is no barrier to communication at all, they are all spoken in Chinese, I don't know if they can speak well or not, but they are real beasts..."
"What do you mean?"
"I, a sophomore female college student, fell into the hands of an indigenous caravan of more than thirty men, guess what will happen?"
“...”
“...”
The following series of speechlessness, Gorkin also expressed speechlessness.
Two hours...
I guess it's going to rot...
What good skin can people in this desert world have when they are exposed to the wind and sun? How can there be a delicate NDXS that has just arrived?
Gorkin couldn't help but say.
"And what is your situation now?"
"What can happen? I was tied to a shelf, and they gave me a little muddy water to drink, probably because they were afraid that I would be killed too quickly, and now there is still someone banging on the accelerator. ”
“...”
The unlucky guy followed suit.
"I don't think I can live, I advise everyone, never trust anyone, whether it is the natives or our Blue Star people, it is no longer the world before us, don't trust anyone!"
For a moment, there was a moment of silence on the World Channel.
Gorkin didn't have much to think about other than being a little speechless.
I've been an indigenous for twenty years, and of course I know what virtues the creatures of this world have.
Due to the scarcity of resources, there is no racial sympathy here, only the people of their respective tribes, gathering places or cities are their own people, and anything else can be enemies!
This hapless female college student is telling the truth, here, absolutely don't trust anyone!
Of course, whether the other party is human or not, don't believe it!
After that, there was no news about the female college student, and it is estimated that she will not be able to stand it.
More than thirty people...
The human race in this world can all be tall, and their strength is far from being comparable to those young people who have been in sub-health for a long time in Blue Star.
Of course, only a small part of the people who can see the news of this female college student, most of them are busy escaping the heat, looking for treasure chests, looking for water and food.
"it, I finally found a white treasure chest, and I opened it with two buns! It's so vegan..."
"I opened a bottle of mineral water..."
"! Emperor Ou! I can't change lines with you with buns! ”
"You want to eat! Brother Ouhuang, I fired a revolver with five bullets, I can't switch lines with you..."
"I really envy you, I specially opened a jar of Pixian bean paste..."
"Poof..."
"I feel sorry for you for three seconds, and then laugh at you for another minute."
Gorkin's eyes lit up.
"I also have a little water here, but it's the pond water in the oasis, can I exchange Pixian bean paste with you?"
", another European Emperor, you have been refreshed to the Oasis?!"
"It's only been two hours, and hundreds of millions of people haven't found water to drink, and now someone is actually exchanging water for Pixian bean paste?"
"I'm tired, Brother Ouhuang, are you going to make boiled pork slices? What's the use of that thing? Do you want to swap with me? I opened a silicone doll..."
Gorkin looked at the six waiters.
"You keep it for yourself as a girlfriend, a happy word, a bowl of pond water for your Pixian bean paste, can you change it? Don't change pull down! ”
"In addition, hurry up, don't think about the price increase, just a bowl, if you don't change it, you can keep it and lay eggs by yourself!"
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