LGBT Confession

May the odds be ever in your favor

I was home from college and my friend Jacob took me to a hookah lounge he used to frequent. I had just ended things with a guy I had been seeing, and was looking forward to the night out. Jacob had a crush on a waitress named Brooke and introduced us. After she walked away he turns to me and goes, “I’d do anything to take her out” to which I replied, “Jacob, I love you, but I have a better chance with her than you do.” Little did we know she actually was gay and proceeded to ask me out that night. We dated for a year afterwards.

A f*******: frolic

My boyfriend and I, as proper millennials, met on f*******: back in 2013. He approached me, finding my profile through my best friend’s f*******: page. He was dating my best friend’s roommate, was creeping around f*******:, thought I was cute, and randomly added me as a friend. I remember seeing the little red notification that I had a friend request and the thrill of seeing that a cutie had added me. Immediately upon accepting the request, he started f*******: chatting me. We chatted for a few hours about our favorite music and more. We almost met up immediately for a hook up. However, we decided we wanted to wait to see each other until the next day for a proper date. Been together ever since!