55 “And the women? What did the GG have to say about that? She is a mother of three, after all, a feminist to boot.” “The GG is a realist, Tom. She’s seen more of life and has more skeletons in her closet than either of us!” “Seriously?” “Mate, when we showed her a picture of you and briefed her about your history—love life included—do you know what she said?” “What?” “That she’d do you herself if she was twenty years younger!” Like a schoolboy, Tom felt himself blushing. “Tom, where you put your p***s is pretty irrelevant to national security for the moment. We know that you’re essentially a family man and with ScamTell, you pretty much proved to the world that you couldn’t be bought. How much were ScamTell offering for you to stay quiet?” “Five million.” “Jesus! Look, we need y

