When they returned to Micaiah's house, Xander was in the middle of choking on a gluten free biscuit.
"For f**k's sake, you're a demon, Xander," Hephzibah was saying, "How in the four realms can you choke on a f*****g cookie,"
Xander couldn't say anything. Beside Atticus, Bentley let out a low chuckle and stepped forward to intervene. But before she could save her brother from a tragically embarrassing death, Lucy poked his head through the kitchen doorway to absolutely screw over the entire atmosphere.
"What's happening? Xander's choking?" He asked, "Need me to do the Heimlich Maneuver?"
"N— HACK! —No!!" Xander shouted between coughs.
"CPR then? Mouth to mouth?"
"NO!!!"
The edges of Xander's eyes were turning a bright shade of red. Whether it was due to the physical discomfort Xande
