"Well isn't this just adorable?" Said a rough voice, dripping with sarcasm.
Bentley didn't even bat an eye.
"Hi, Zibs," She said, "What brings you here?"
"Xander's back," Hephzibah said coldly, "Lucy gave me the enviable task of summoning you two f***s to come listen to the evil master-plan he's just come up with, but I can see you're busy being disgustingly romantic. Just come inside once you're done f*****g each other or whatever. Leave the rest of us out of it."
Atticus' movements jolted slightly and he accidentally tugged a little too hard on a strand of Bentley's hair. She exclaimed with a soft "ow!" but otherwise seemed entirely unbothered.
"Hephzibah, I think you're a little confused. Unlike you, most people are still nice to others even if they're not currently sleeping with t
