The previous night, Inspector Schultz went to bed late and decided to sleep in on April 1. He took a day off work, and he told Agatha to answer all phone calls. He was tired of April fool jokes. He heard Agatha calling him, “Bruno, I have your coffee ready, and I baked fresh bread.” Is that a joke too? Thought Bruno. He rose, stretched to c***k his spinal column, donned his robe, and walked down to the kitchen. He was surprised. His wife made fresh coffee, and she baked sweet-smelling rolls. He shouldn’t be surprised because he could always depend on his wife. She was the best, and he loved her. Bruno enjoyed his wife’s rolls; he cut them in half and added apple marmalade, his favorite homemade preserve. Agatha cooks it, and she uses the apples from the trees in her back yard. The property
